March 2012
mostgay:
They should sell a one piece article of clothing that is just Uggs, connected to yoga pants, connected to those fringe shirts
February 2012
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madonnugh:
today at lunch this black girl was yelling at someone so her friend said “you know shit serious when a nigga turn red!” and she is soooo right
textposter:
Medium Time Rush
hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
Watchkittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
“ITS A FREE COUNTRY”
– the ultimate comeback in 3rd grade (via ilovesquidward)
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
pregnat:
if you have dark hair and blue eyes please impregnate me
fugrats:
fergalicious deaf
Danny devito I love your work!
youvegotasmile:
imagine tomorrow we all woke up and razr phones were popular again
keepingupwiththekardacheyennes:
my body consists of 99% cereal 1% other stuff
textposter:
Inviting the police over to your house for dinner via 911 call
Watchgodspeedtoyou:
never not funny
kanyevvest:
help i am slowly turning into a heartless bitch
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
molluminati:
my mom took away my computer but jokes on her because I have an iPod and wifi
